I've Seen Things - Premium T-Shirt

"I've Seen Things" Tee: A Chronicle of Eyewitness Exhaustion

Unveil the "I've Seen Things (so many things)" t-shirt, a wearable testament to the life of an overexperienced observer. This isn't just a shirt; it's a narrative of having witnessed an abundance of life's oddities, from the mildly bizarre to the utterly surreal.

This tee is perfect for those who have navigated the strange waters of existence, only to find themselves awash in a sea of "Did that really just happen?" moments. It's for the seasoned veterans of the unexpected, the ones who can say, “You won't believe what I saw,” and actually have a backlog of stories to back it up. From the peculiar antics of public transport to the curious happenings at family gatherings, this shirt speaks to a life rich in observational comedy.

Donning the "I've Seen Things" shirt is like carrying a banner for all those who've accidentally stumbled into life's backstage, where the scripts are weirder, the props are inexplicable, and the plotlines defy logic.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US