Woke Up With Woods - Premium T-Shirt

Presenting our latest fashion statement for the outdoor lover: the "Woke Up With Woods" tee. It's not just a shirt; it's a tribute to the unspoken joys of camping – like finding that perfect spot to commune with nature, both spiritually and, well, biologically.

This tee is for those who understand that true freedom involves waking up to a symphony of birdsong, the gentle rustle of leaves, and the serene knowledge that your toilet is whatever patch of earth you deem worthy. It's a nod to the brave souls who trade porcelain thrones for the thrill of digging their own latrines.

So, whether you're a seasoned woodsman or a weekend warrior, this tee is sure to spark crude, awkward conversations around the campfire. It's a reminder that sometimes, the best part of camping isn't the majestic scenery or the escape from civilization, but the simple pleasure of pooping in holes. 

• Unisex size and cut
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US